40) Luke – I Got Shit On My Mind
So Luke has shit, no, sex…or fetishes on his mind. I can’t figure out if the girls are freaked out by being seen naked or by the fact that Luke is shitting his pants in the same room as them. For a closer look:
39) Trina – Da Baddest B**ch
A horny woman will go to great lengths to get laid. Hey Trina, watch out for that contact shock.
38) Silkk The Shocker – Charge It 2 Da Game
Diamond pinky ring, $50 G’s; Roman statues, $1.8 Million; No Limit chain, $10 (I know, I saw one at Maunakea Market); putting it all on your Ghetto Express card which ALSO doubles as your photo ID: Priceless
37) Lil’ Wayne – Tha Block Is Hot
Tha Block Is Hot….LITERALLY! Good one Dwayne!
36) Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Ni**a Please
Dirty looks like a homeless Rick James here. No one really knows what Dirty was thinking during his ‘Big Baby Jesus’ phase, but this album cover might shed light…no.
35) Tru – Tru 2 Da Game
This was a double album. A DOUBLE ALBUM!!!!! And this was how they chose to represent their piece of art which constituted enough time to make…A DOUBLE ALBUM!!!!!!!
34) Ghostface Killah – Bulletproof Wallets
At first glance, this album doesn’t seem to fit in with the horror that is the top 50 Worst Hip Hop Album Covers of all time. But then you look further, and you notice Ghost is wearing a robe which is coming undone while he serves Raekwon breakfast. Is that a pancake? And please…really LOOK at Raekwon’s face (and what I believe may be a wad of cash in his hands). Big ups to our homie KnowXOne for hooking us up with this one. Bulletproof wallets receives our Gayness Award.
33) Master P – Only God Can Judge Me
This is what begins our Master P tribute section. Master P has wrought more terrible album artwork for hip hop culture upon us than anyone else. Master P sets the bar so low that one could only aspire to create such art by smoking rock while using Paint Shop on a salvaged Packard Bell. We are proud to award Master P with the Ultimate Perpetrator award. Congratulations!
32) Master P – The Ghetto’s Tryin’ to Kill Me
I wasn’t going to write anything on this one, but I couldn’t help myself. Why is there a pixelated floating torso with a gun in the background? And why the hell is it a worse image quality than the people in the foreground?
31) Master P – Ghetto Postage